Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Letter Thirty

March 5, 2008

Dear Editor:

Thank you for your interest in my novel INFINITY. My spouse is eyeing the Mercedes C class, despite my sage advice to look into a Geo.

It is important that you understand I am not marketing INFINITY as a 'bathroom' book, just a short thriller that would play well at the Laff Stop.

Enclosed please find the requested first three chapters. I hope you find time this year to pull the manuscript from the I'll look at this after my date tonight pile. Enjoy your sushi.

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer

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