Dear Editor,
Enclosed please find
A Valentine.
I hope you won't think the sentiment,
'your love is like a red red hunting knife slitting me from gullet to groin'too derivative, which you thought of my latest novel, KILLING ME SOFTLY. Have a heartfelt day.
Sincerely,
U.S. Writer
3 comments:
Dear Editor,
Is this your completed writing assignment for the week? If so what were you drinking?
Anon,
Pomegranate martinis. I recommend them.
U.S. Writer
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