Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Letter Thirteen

February 13, 2008

Dear Editor:
I'm relieved to hear American took first place in the volleyball tournament against their Warner rivals. Now that you're fired up and ready to edit, maybe we can accomplish something.

Jumping naked into my barbeque pit gave me an epiphany; while I recover from third degree burns at St. Joe's, please consider my 70,000 word novel, JUMPING NAKED INTO A PIT OF FIRE.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no! I had my fingers crossed on letter twelve that you wouldn't jump. Hope you feel better soon. Debridement _sucks_.

vty, etc...
-Lady Emma

U.S. Writer said...

Lady Emma,
I am feeling better, thank you. I apologize for taking so long to respond. While evil nurses sloughed dead flesh off my ass, my queasy spouse ran home to retrieve the laptop so I could catch up.
I enjoyed your blog, btw.

U.S. Writer