Thursday, February 14, 2008

Letter Fourteen

February 14, 2008

Dear Editor,
Enclosed please find
A Valentine.

I hope you won't think the sentiment,

'your love is like a red red hunting knife slitting me from gullet to groin'
too derivative, which you thought of my latest novel, KILLING ME SOFTLY. Have a heartfelt day.


U.S. Writer


Anonymous said...

Dear Editor,
Is this your completed writing assignment for the week? If so what were you drinking?

U.S. Writer said...
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U.S. Writer said...

Pomegranate martinis. I recommend them.

U.S. Writer