Letter Thirty-four

March 12, 2008

Dear Editor:
Your concerns about INFINITY needing development were well noted. Enclosed please find a Selectric typewriter, a ream of paper, and my outline.

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer

Letter Thirty

March 5, 2008

Dear Editor:
Thank you for your interest in my novel INFINITY. My spouse is eyeing the Mercedes C class, despite my sage advice to look into a Geo.

It is important that you understand I am not marketing INFINITY as a 'bathroom' book, just a short thriller that would play well at the Laff Stop.

Enclosed please find the requested first three chapters. I hope you find time this year to pull the manuscript from the I'll look at this after my date tonight pile. Enjoy your sushi.

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer

Letter Nine

February 9, 2008

Dear Editor,
Did you hear the one about the writer, the priest, and the undertaker?
Didn't think so.

Please consider my novel, INFINITY.

When a shape-shifting priest, an undertaker moonlighting as a comedian, and a writer of the strange and weird get together there is sure to be terror, laughs, and a glitch in the space-time continuum.

Thank you for your consideration. I eagerly await the editorial axe of fate.

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer