Thursday, March 20, 2008

Letter Thirty-seven

March 20, 2008

Dear Editor:
My spouse helped me translate your recent rejection since a Dewars binge made my eyesight a little fuzzy. Now that I'm sober, should I assume 'not right for the house' means, you suck worse than a two dollar hooker with fangs?

Sincerely,

U.S. Writer

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