March 13, 2008
My spouse thinks today is my lucky day. Please consider my eighteenth novel, RIDICULE, for publication.
While you enjoy your honeymoon in Ecuador, Greece, and Milan, I'll be schmoozing friends with Pabst Blue Ribbon in my tiny backyard at my annual unfit to publish party. Sure wish you could be here.
Enclosed please find the first chapter and a self-written rejection letter for your convenience.